A Vandal's Notes to Self

Ok - so this has been a very informative event. Here are some of the lessons learned from our weekend vandal session.

1. Outdoor vandalism should only be done in temperatures 50 degrees F or warmer.
2. Wal-Mart Stock persons may not be the most helpful individuals at 2:30 am.
3. Christmas wrapping paper should be purchased before Christmas to guarantee availability.
4. WD40 should be used on all access doors prior to vandalism (this keeps the parental members from losing sleep from frequent opening and closing of access points).
5. Blowing up 70+ balloons can cause vertigo.
6. Blowing up balloons after consuming alcohol my cause an unpleasant stench for those who pop the balloons.

and last but not least ...

7. Never get caught in incriminating photos :)

With these lessons learned I believe that our next adventure will be even better.

Signed

- partner in crime